Sheila demands resume from prospective dates, bloke nails it
As we’ve alluded to a few times now, the online dating pool is basically a bacteria-ridden pit of douchebags, psychos, crazy chicks and weirdos. Anyone left trying to seriously navigate it needs a bloody good system if they want to have any success in finding a potential match. That’s probably why this sheila, Laynie Marie, requests a bloody resume from prospective dates. While this may seem a bit extreme at first, this seems like the kind of idea that’s got legs. It’ll certainly help you clear out some of the less desirable options before they slide into your DMs…
Rightio, as you can see from the original post here, Laynie needed to take a date to her sister’s wedding. Now, we don’t know much about what kind of wedding it was, but there’s a pretty good chance that anyone you take to the family wedding – particularly if it’s the first time the parents meet them – needs to be solid as f**k.
So when Nate matched up with Laynie, he was only too happy to oblige with the requested resume. And in fairness to him, he’s got a pretty amusing resume there. Sure, his references are a bit dodgy, but that’s half the fun, right.
Anyway, once he’d teed up his opportunity, he sent a few clarifying questions to Laynie. In return, she gave him two hours to get the bloody thing done and dusted. Holy s**t, that’s a rapid fire turnaround in a high pressure situation.
Especially when you consider Nate had to provide interesting facts, explain why he should be picked, and come up with some ‘other stuff’.
We reckon Nate did a bang-up job. So did Laynie. She took him to the wedding. And, er, yeah, sure, it looks like she friend-zoned him right after, but you can’t blame a bloke for trying can you.
Final thought: Anyway, this exchange got us thinking. What sort of hoops have you jumped through in order to score a date with someone you were keen on? Load your answers into the Facebook comments.
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