Mum’s very honest review of vibrator sends sales through the roof

Buying stuff online can be a mind field. You’re not sure if the product or company is legit, or is it a scam? Is some Nigerian prince gonna steal your credit card details? One way ya can safe guard ya purchases and buy with confidence is to always check out the customer reviews. Generally you’ll get a good indication if the product is a winner, or if it’s not much chop. 

One Mum’s review of a Battery Operated Boyfriend has sent the internet into a bit of a tizzy, it’s a thorough explanation and an honest recount of her experience using the product. Not much else to say here, have a read for yaselves ay.

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“I plug this lil bad boy in. Waiting for it to charge, killing time reading some material my friend and fellow queenie, recommended, because I don’t have time to muck around waiting to ‘get in the mood’. I have to get the kids in a few hours and I need to be ready to go when this thing is done. Tik tok b**** welcome to motherhood,” she continues.

Eventually a pink light began flashing, showing it was ready to go and she kicked off her “solo party”.

“I started on low, which I barely even felt, so me being me, I decided to go from zero to 60 in 3.5.

“I hit the suction button setting to level five or six and hit the G button as well. At least, I think that’s what happened, because I’m pretty sure I blacked out. My legs went straight out like those goats who faint when scared.”

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“I frantically tried to turn it off, but ended up hitting the buttons like a maniac, sending even stronger suction. I’m pretty sure I levitated. It was an unending O” she said.

“This time my soul left me, and god himself said ‘child, it is not your time, go back to the lil pink light’.

“I get up to clean up and realise in my seizure-like orgasms, I hurt my hip and back. I’m still hobbling four hours later. I did not stretch enough.”

She adds: “So in conclusion, this met and exceeded expectations. Hydrate, make sure you don’t have to do anything that involves decisions or brainpower for the rest of the day and for the love of god, stretch like you are about to run the 500 metre dash.”

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Final Thought: Needless to say, this is a very thorough product review, and over 4000 people have found this review helpful… This sheila, is the real MVP, helping others out, and ensuring they have good information to make an informed purchase. Another happy customer added that the device had “completely changed” her life. Another user warned about the dangers of becoming  “addicted” to the little taco tickler. 

The product is still currently sold out… Get Siri to set ya a reminder though, Amazon reckons it should be back in stock by July 15.

H/T: The Mirror UK