Weird alien looking creature washed up on Ozzy beach

There’s a pretty f**ken unanimous consent that we know f**k-all about the ocean and all of its denizens, but if there’s one thing we do know for sure, it’s that there are tonnes of scary little c**ts off the coast of Australia – and we haven’t even discovered ‘em all yet. You probably remember the post we did about the weird sh*t scientists found in our waters. Well, it’d be interesting to hear what they have to say about this freaky little b*stard…

This bewdiful little fella was discovered on a beach in Broome by two sheilas who were going for a bit of a stroll. A bloke who goes by the moniker of Horrorwolfe posted the spectacularly tentacular little bugger on Reddit’s ‘whatisthisthing’ subreddit.

Credit: Reddit/Horrorwolfe

“This was found in Broome, Western Australia. I have Googled many things, but searching for “black and white sea creature” keeps getting me colour-ins for children, which, while hilarious, is also frustrating,” he wrote.

Credit: Reddit/Horrorwolfe

If you ask us, it definitely fits in with some of the sci-fi-themed ideas jokingly mooted on websites like the always excellent Unilad, but after a fair bit of chat on Reddit, it seems like those legends have identified it as an armed anemone. Is there anything those f**kers can’t figure out?

Credit: Reddit/Horrorwolfe

Now, while your teachers and uni lecturers have probably told you not to look at Wikipedia for information, we’re gonna refute that sh*t. Wikipedia’s peer-reviewed, and while it shouldn’t be used for your doctoral thesis, it’s a great place to start your research. So…according to Wikipedia, armed anemones are found off the coast of Western Australia. Like most Ozzy critters though, don’t f**ken touch ‘em. They’ll sting the f**k out of ya.

Credit: Reddit/Horrorwolfe

Good to know.

An armed anemone in the water. Credit: Howie’s Scuba

Final thought: What do you blokes reckon? What is it? Is it an armed anemone? Is it something else? Have you got your own piss-funny idea what this gorgeous little devil might be? Let us know in the comments. Cheers, ya legends!

Just in case you missed it, here’s one of Ozzy’s latest commentary videos…Ozzy Man Reviews: Lion v Hyena

H/T: UNILAD.