Sheila loses s**t at random girl because her boyfriend kept liking her photos
The internet is bloody grouse. Obviously, it connects families, delivers us awesome content with a few swipes of our fingers, and lets us access all the information in the known world, but it’s so much more than that. It’s the kinda place you can watch a train-wreck in slow motion. And we don’t mean the literal sort. Nah, that’d be f**ked. What we get online is varying levels of crazy from various strangers. To see what we mean, check out this text exchange that’s been doing the rounds…
To give you a bit of context, just recently an SMS conversation between two anonymous sheilas was shared on Facebook.
And, yeah, the unknown quantities here might add to speculation this is all bulls**t, but so are lots of things.
Just crack a f**ken tinnie, sit back and enjoy the ride.
It all starts when one sheila receives an unexpected text message from a stranger.
Turns out she’s being accused of having it off with the stranger’s boyfriend. As you can tell from the messages, this is bloody news to her.
As the conversation evolves, the stranger, who we’re gonna call Shaz, is getting pretty bloody pushy. We’re gonna call the victim of Shaz’s insecurities Sue. Sue’s basically like, “What the f**k are you talking about, Shaz?”
Shaz, though, she’s like, “Yeah, nah, f**k you. Don’t play coy with me, ya big slut. I know what you get up to with my man!”
Obviously, people have zeroed in on Shaz’s spelling. We reckon that might be a bit unfair – even if it is f**ken shocking. Especially when there’s so much else in here you could rib Shaz for. You know, like the bats**t insane level of insecurity.
Fortunately, Sue’s picked up on that and is able to talk some sense into Shaz. Except, yeah, nah, she’s really not. Shaz has got the cognitive dissonance going on. She is gonna f**k poor Sue’s day right up.
Have a read and let us know what you reckon about it all.
Final thought: For us, the best bit is when it looks like it’s all about to be over and Shaz has calmed down, only for her to throw a curveball and reveal she was just testing this bloody Sue bitch. Yeah, that s**t’s gold. Anyway, enjoy, ya big legends.
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