Model being sued for sexually arousing dog after being asked to pose with it
How ya going you animals? Chuck here again.
I’d say you’re not gonna believe this story, but let’s face it, you probably are. So… shy of rubbing his belly a little too well and getting the red rocket to appear, how do you sexually arouse a dog? Easy, ya buy her whiskey!
OK, now I’ll take that back. It’s kinda derogatory and not very nice. I’ll answer my own question in two ways: first, with an anecdote. Second, with today’s story.
I once had a dog named Homer. In true fashion, Homer went ‘whacko’ for Schmackos. And when I say ‘whacko’ I mean his flag was unfurled and flying at full mast. Seriously, you only had to show him the packet and f**k me dead, the little bastard could poke someone’s eye out.
Anyway, more importantly, today’s story.
The model in question is Deyana Mounira and in the video down below, you’ll see how she ‘sexually arouses’ said dog.
Of course, we have to look at the back-story though – and I tell ya, it’s a full-fledged 21st century soap opera. The characters are as follows: Deyana as herself. She’s the one in the bikini. Hef the dog, also as himself. Tony Toutouni who’s almost been named twice by the look of things.
Now, Tony Toutouni is a professional photographer. However, unlike clichéd photographers from the movies, Tony doesn’t ask his models to make love to the camera. He asks them to make love to Hef instead. It’s really, really weird.
Deyana, the model in the video, posted this video after things became odd during the photo shoot. I won’t tell the story here – you can read it on her Instagram post, but if that’s how things played out, you can only shake your head.
Watching the video, it doesn’t actually seem too awkward – apart from Tony Double-Tony’s super messed up catcalls. I mean, I get it, watching your dog try to hump your mate’s leg is funny as f**k, but usually you respond by telling the four-legged little f**ker to cut it out.
Double-Tony though doesn’t seem to get that. When Deyana says, “I think your dog is trying to rape me,” he responds with, “Let him.”
Yeah, nah. Just f**ken nah.
That’s without mentioning that he asked her to let the dog sniff her arsehole.
Anyway, I’ll cut the long story short. As you can read below, they had a bit of an argument about the photos and the terms of the contract and Deyana posted the raw video online.
Double-Tony saw this as defamation and hit the model with a writ – for sexually arousing his dog. He wants one and a half million US dollars for fraud and infliction of emotional distress. Crikey.
Final thought: Let’s be honest, Deyana’s having a laugh in the video – like most people do in that circumstance – but it’s not like she was holding poor Hef down and tickling his nut-sack. Despite the furore, won’t someone think of poor old Hef. He’s confused, he’s randy, and all he really wants… is a bone.