Man Gets Hit In The Throat With A F*cken Pidgeon While Riding A Roller Coaster!

The last thing I would expect on a roller coaster is a suicidal pigeon me decking me in the face. I know I’m soaring like an eagle through the skies on a man-made thrill seeking machine but that doesn’t mean you get to fly into my fucken face ya jealous arsehole.

In the video below, a man and his mate are in the front row of a new Ferrari roller coaster that boasts ‘180kmph in 5 seconds’.

I dunno about you but that is a fast roller coaster, and I’m no longer sure if the pigeon had the ability to get out the way of the red speeding bullet.

Either way, the collision would be hard and fast, and would hurt like a bitch.

The impact was so hard in fact that the bird died instantly. The man doesn’t know what hit him, because the bird is pinned to his throat due to the sheer speed of the roller coaster. Once he has a look down and sees a dead bird pinned to him, he realises what has just happened.

He quickly gets the dead bird off him, and the ride comes to a stop. His mate is also bewildered as to what has transpired and looks over to see a heap of blood on his mates face. He even seems to have a bit of blood on himself too. It reminds me of when a similar thing happened to Fabio those years back.

Watch the homing missile here:

H/T: Shock Mansion