Every Tribe On Twitter Joins Forces To Destroy Cash Me Outside Girl After She Brags About How Rich She Is
There are few things in the world that unite everybody because there are always people out there with weird fetishes; even hating the Yankees isn’t universal as they actually (somehow) have fans. But every now and again, something comes along that unites humanity in a glorious alliance and in this case, it’s Cash Me Ousside Girl bragging about how rich she is on Twitter.
Bregoli decided to boast on Twitter about how rich she has become, writing “I’m bout to be a millionaire at 14. Whatchu all doing with ur lives?” and the world joined forces to take the piss out of her.
I'm bout to be a millionaire at 14. Whatchu all doing with ur lives? pic.twitter.com/RTRJEN0o8E
— Danielle Bregoli (@DanielIeBregoli) April 7, 2017
I mean, that’s not obnoxious at all! Cue universal rejection…
@DanielIeBregoli As a member of the white delegation we respectfully do not recognize this person as a productive member of society.
— ⓙⓞⓢⓗⓤⓐ ⓟⓗⓘⓛⓛⓘⓟⓢ (@jayphil405) April 7, 2017
If that wasn’t harsh enough, members of a whole bunch of different ethnicities lined up to reject her too:
@jayphil405 @DanielIeBregoli As a representative of the black community, we also reject her, and pass her on to the Latinos.
— Jayden Gadsden (@sonofman42) April 7, 2017
@sonofman42 @jayphil405 @DanielIeBregoli Latinos don't want her either.
— Jacky. (@jackyhdeezy) April 8, 2017
@jackyhdeezy @jayphil405 @DanielIeBregoli Well shit, where tf does she go? Asians?
— Jayden Gadsden (@sonofman42) April 8, 2017
@sonofman42 @jackyhdeezy @jayphil405 @DanielIeBregoli As a representative of the asian community we gracefully reject her for the immorality please ask the other tribes
— niala (@AleynLuis) April 8, 2017
Damn, that’s a fair chunk of the world that declined to accept her! It fell to the Muslim’s to take her under their wing…
@AleynLuis @jackyhdeezy @jayphil405 @DanielIeBregoli Come on Muslims, take one for the team. Please.
— Jayden Gadsden (@sonofman42) April 8, 2017
@sonofman42 @AleynLuis @jackyhdeezy @jayphil405 @DanielIeBregoli As a representatives for all Muslims we kindly reject her as she needs plenty of therapy and passing her onto the Aliens
— Erhan Okcu (@ErhanOkcu3) April 8, 2017
No dice! And this is where things turned awesomely weird…
@ErhanOkcu3 @sonofman42 @AleynLuis @jackyhdeezy @jayphil405 @DanielIeBregoli As a representative of the extraterrestrial race we kindly reject her since her speech delivery method is indecipherable, we'll pass her on.
— BigT GOAT (@oNLyTricKS_) April 8, 2017
@jayphil405 @DanielIeBregoli As a representative of the wizard community, we also reject her, and pass her on to the plebeians.
— Anonymage (@anonymag3) April 10, 2017
And they just keep on coming…
My god this is brutal! Still, it’s heartening to see everybody coming together for a common cause:
@typicalasian__ @C3Smooth @aaron2lit @brandybroxton @LukeMitchell4 @GriffinGates @MemeRuiner @U__C__Y @GirlTricia @indayisla @ErhanOkcu3 @GlizzyHoncho @oNLyTricKS_ @sonofman42 @AleynLuis @jackyhdeezy @jayphil405 @DanielIeBregoli @chrisgooch2 This thread is a prime example of world peace ✌?all races cooperatively rejecting negative ideals (more like an individual but close enough)
— Kieran (@ItsTheRealKey) April 10, 2017
@kissadolauta @sirlthr69 @ges419 @elizabethw30802 @mthornit @ItsTheRealKey @typicalasian__ @C3Smooth @aaron2lit @brandybroxton @LukeMitchell4 @GriffinGates @MemeRuiner @U__C__Y @GirlTricia @indayisla @ErhanOkcu3 @GlizzyHoncho @oNLyTricKS_ @sonofman42 @AleynLuis @jackyhdeezy @jayphil405 @DanielIeBregoli @chrisgooch2 Reading this thread like ✊?✊?✊?✊?✊??????????? pic.twitter.com/RYWrMTDv2K
— (Key-Air-Ruh) Kiara♥ (@Adorejussie) April 10, 2017
@jayrav13 @Adorejussie @kissadolauta @sirlthr69 @ges419 @mthornit @ItsTheRealKey @typicalasian__ @C3Smooth @aaron2lit @brandybroxton @LukeMitchell4 @GriffinGates @MemeRuiner @U__C__Y @GirlTricia @indayisla @ErhanOkcu3 @GlizzyHoncho @oNLyTricKS_ @sonofman42 @AleynLuis @jackyhdeezy @jayphil405 @DanielIeBregoli @chrisgooch2 @mrchapel0203 @JPNYC81 Why can't everyone in the world come together like this regarding every other problem we have ????
— Elizabeth ♡ (@elizabethw30802) April 10, 2017
We’re not there yet, Elizabeth, but this is a start. Still, it wasn’t all bad news for Danielle as there was one group that was willing (even happy) to accept her:
@oNLyTricKS_ @ErhanOkcu3 @sonofman42 @AleynLuis @jackyhdeezy @jayphil405 @DanielIeBregoli As a representative of hell we kindly accept her, we'll take good care of her.
— Hell. (@GlizzyHoncho) April 8, 2017
The infamous child start was clearly less than pleased with this thread going viral:
fuck y'all ? pic.twitter.com/qFTid3E6Vc
— Danielle Bregoli (@DanielIeBregoli) April 9, 2017
Still, by becoming a lightening rod for all of the world’s anger, she has succeeded in uniting all of earth’s tribes under one banner, even if for only a brief second. Not impressed by that; whatchu all doing with ur lives?