Bloke’s office lunch gets stolen at work, left stunned after viewing the security cameras

Workplaces are funny bloody things. You’ve got all the drama of reality television, all the intrigue of a mystery novel, and all the potential violence of a Tarantino flick wrapped in a tight little ball of anxiety, innuendo, and pettiness. Still, while we all know that a toxic workspace can be highly stressful, there’s a little part of all of us that loves the heady thrill of watching workplace tension we’re not involved in build to its toxic climax. This story is proof of that.

Look, the images here speak for themselves, so we’re not gonna go harping on about it all too much, but the basic gist of the story is that Zak Toscani, has recently tweeted some hectic drama between workmates.

Credit: Zak Toscani/Twitter

Credit: Zak Toscani/Twitter

As you might expect, it all stems from a stolen lunch, and the fury that follows the realisation that some dirty f**ker has pinched your grub. Don’t get us wrong, though, this one’s not explosive, it’s just proof that evil exists.

Credit: Zak Toscani/Twitter

Credit: Zak Toscani/Twitter

Basically, one bloke realised his lunch had gone walkabout, and then, when he went to see HR about it, they let him watch the security tape of the fridge. From there, he let the whole workplace know who it was.

Credit: Zak Toscani/Twitter

Credit: Zak Toscani/Twitter

Naturally, everyone was on high alert as to the forthcoming explosion. Zak, though, had more cause for concern than most. He sits opposite the victim and next to the thief, so he had a first-hand look at it all unfolding.

Credit: Zak Toscani/Twitter

Credit: Zak Toscani/Twitter

Credit: Zak Toscani/Twitter

Naturally, he’s privy to it all, even the cold-blooded refutations of the thief. Yeah, nah, she doesn’t know she’s been seen, but she’s ON TAPE throwing the lunch in the bin, and she does not give a f**k.

Credit: Zak Toscani/Twitter

Credit: Zak Toscani/Twitter

Credit: Zak Toscani/Twitter

Yeah, nah, deadset. She’s evil.

Final thought: Rightio, you big bloody legends, let us know your work stories. We’ve all got ‘em. Every single one of us. When’s your lunch gone missing? When have you stolen someone else’s? Share the goss!

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