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These tattoos aged well. Really well.
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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, one of our favourite sayings is this one: ‘Opinions are like ar**eholes; everyone’s got one.’ The reason for that is simple. It’s true. Yeah, nah, take something like tattoos for example. You...
9 things worn the f@#k out by time and nature
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If you’ve ever gotten to the end of a tough week at work and felt worn down, we reckon you’ll relate to the images in this story. F**k, we reckon you might even relate if you’ve had a tough day. That’s because this on...
Bloke proposes to girlfriend using sky writing, follows up with gold Joe Rogan troll
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Joe Rogan’s a bloody interesting character. Immensely popular, often controversial, and frequently maligned, you can’t deny that he fits a pretty specific niche in the pop culture landscape: a niche that, according to...
New York Times accidentally publishes story about watermelons on Mars
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Yeah, nah, get your tinfoil hats on, folks, because there’s some serious s**t going down right now. In a total blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moment of complete f**kery at the New York Times, a pretty f**ken suspicious arti...
LockPicking Lawyer owns professional Locksmith who challenged him in just 28 seconds
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If you’ve seen the LockPicking Lawyer’s videos, you’ll know that he’s a bit of a gun when it comes to picking locks. Obviously, that s**t goes with the territory, but apparently, he doesn’t have the best name with loc...
Some of the funniest things we all do – but never admit to…
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If you’ve ever been through high school, you might remember your English teacher harping on about s**t like ‘the human condition’ and making out that it’s this high and mighty concept that explores how we deal with hu...
Ozzy sheila goes viral for bloody gold tips on how to become an “art expert”
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If you’re anything like us, you might be able to like and appreciate art, but you might also know f**k-all about it. Yeah, nah, don’t get us wrong, we bloody love looking at paintings put on canvas by the ninja turtle...
Some of the best f@*#en online shopping fails
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There’s no bloody doubt that we’re relying on internet shopping more and more every day. The ease and convenience of buying whatever the f**k you want with just a few clicks and keystrokes is just irresistible for mos...
TikTok bans video containing “rude” Kmart toy
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G’day, ya big bloody bewdiful b**tards. How you going? Hopefully you’re doing a bit better than bloody TikTok at the moment. Yeah, nah, turns out those prudes have gone and banned a video because it features an eggpla...
Local servo keeps making the whole town laugh daily with these bloody gold signs
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Bloody laughter has gotta be one of the greatest things on earth. Deadset, no matter where you are, which era of human history you’re from, or what language you speak, we all love a bloody good laugh. Fortunately, the...
Wayne Brady & Marc Rebillet slaying in a rap battle over which ninja turtle is the best
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When it comes to the great cartoons of a generation, it’s pretty f**ken obvious, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has to be in the discussion. No matter which iteration of the show you’re talking about, it’s beloved by ki...
Some f*@#en ripper hair cuts!
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For many of us, there’s nothing in life quite as f**ken shameful as a bad haircut. Don’t get us wrong, we know it’s shallow and we know that we shouldn’t worry so much what other people think, but pretty much everyone...
Judge responds to bloke’s username “BUTTF@*#ER 3000” in Zoom court case
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As you’re no doubt aware, Covid has rocked the world, but life still has to continue. Yeah, nah, fortunately, we live in an age where technology has made sure s**t doesn’t have to change too much. Take for example the...
Maccas employees spill the beans on the secrets they discovered while working there
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Bloody Maccas. You all know what it is. We do too, and we reckon that anyone who’s not quite sure probably wouldn’t be reading this. With that said, the restaurant under the golden arches holds a kind of magical place...
This is hands down the greatest f#*@en wedding proposal of all time
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Do you ever have one of those days on the internet where you long for something from the past? We do, and we know that tonnes of you lot do—even if there is plenty of new stuff to enjoy on an almost daily basis. We’re...
Reddit users share their plans to seduce new bachelor Bill Gates
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In case you’ve been making like the proverbial ostrich and have had your head buried in the sand, Bill bloody Gates and his wife Melinda are cutting ties. Yeah, nah, their marriage is ‘irretrievably broken’ and they’r...
Sheila is left absolutely mortified in this bloody brilliant prank
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Look, we’ve gotta be honest with you. Most of the time, the pranks you tend to see online are in danger of veering away from humour and just becoming a straight-up d*ck move. Obviously, we won’t name names, but you pr...
This bloke spent six years parking in every car park of his local supermarket
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It’s pretty nice to pretend that life is always awesome. Yeah, nah, it’s bloody grouse to act like everything we do is exciting and worthy of documenting online for the whole world to see, but the reality is that life...
A dozen social media comebacks that deserve a f@*#en standing ovation
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Although we can all recognise that needless bickering can quickly turn any conversational thread into a raging dumpster-fire, it’s important to be honest. Sometimes, just sometimes, you see a retort so witty that you ...
Graphic Designing Dad trolls wife with PhotoShopped pics of their baby in bizarre situations
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If you're a Dad and you're looking after baby while Mum is out, it's pretty much the law that you have to troll her a bit. Yeah, nah, you need to make her feel pretty sure that baby's fine, that's obvious, but you do ...
