Sheila posts her breakkie on “Rate My Plate” FB page, gets absolutely roasted
G’day, ya bloody bewdiful bogans, we hope you’re having a grouse f**ken day and enjoying the s**t out of whatever it is you do. We certainly are, and a big reason for that is a simple Facebook post featuring someone’s breakfast. Usually, we’re not too keen on seeing what everyone’s eating, because, realistically, who cares? However, poor old Carol, who’s taken the big step of sharing her bacon, eggs and beans with Facebook group, Rate My Plate, has come in for a proper roasting, and while the comments are pretty f**ken harsh, they’re also pretty f**ken funny…
Credit: Facebook/Rate My Plate
Anyway, here’s a picture of the breakfast. We’re not here to comment on the quality of it, and to be fair, we’re not fussy. Just chuck us a meat pie, a lamington and a couple of beers, and we’re f**ken sweet. To us, that looks like a big plate of food and we’d probably eat it. It’s just the polite thing to do.
Credit: Facebook/Rate My Plate
Credit: Facebook/Rate My Plate
Rate my Plate, though? Well, those mother**kers exist to grill the s**t out of people’s best efforts. It’s in the name of the group, so you shouldn’t be surprised; particularly if you know what comments sections are all about. You’ve got the crew that are there for the laughs, the crew that are there to destroy souls and the crew who are there to tag their friends. Yeah, we see ya, Facebook.
Credit: Facebook/Rate My Plate
Credit: Facebook/Rate My Plate
Anyway, you’ve got to check out some of the brutality in this post, because, fair dinkum, we hope Carol’s a thick-skinned sheila. Having said that, she probably knew what she was in for. Multiple posts cop a flogging on there, and we’d be surprised if it’s not just an ongoing game to come up with the best insult possible.
Credit: Facebook/Rate My Plate
Credit: Facebook/Rate My Plate
Credit: Facebook/Rate My Plate
Final thought: F**ken hell, we really do hope Carol was just trolling, because if she was really hoping for some good comments, the way this thing snowballed could have really broken her. Carol, if you’re out there, let us know. We’re happy to give you a chance to redeem yourself.
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H/T: RATE MY PLATE.
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