Live action LEGO p0rno is real and people are getting their blocks off
We’ve got no doubt that all you blokes and blokettes know rule 34 of the internet. If you don’t, it’s pretty bloody simple. The rule suggests that if something exists, there’s probably porn for it online. While we don’t know how true the sentiment really is, what we do know is that those of you get all horned up over the sounds of Lego blocks clicking into place are going to love a new Lego-themed parody porn. It’s called The Laygo Movie and it’s every bit as horrifying as it sounds.
Yeah, nah, don’t get us wrong, we’re sure that somewhere out there, folks instantly start erecting towers in their pants when they see s**t like this, but we’ve gotta be honest. A quick glance at the promotional images of this one is enough to get us wondering just who the f**k those people are.
According to the promo blurb, “Nobody thinks Rammit is special. Even Wildpiehole has her doubts…until she gets a load of his big yellow pants-brick.” Yeah, nah, apparently, that pants-brick “is the Penis of Resistance.”
As you might expect, though, there’s another pun to send this one home. “Now it’s up to them to go Fifty Shades of Yellow before it is too late!” they reckon.
And to be honest, that’s a solid gag right there. Having a look at it, you can see that the costumes are bloody intense, and no one can have been comfortable wearing those to get down to business. Not that people usually are on the set of a dirty movie, but this must have made things extra hard.
Ha, see what we did there?
Final thought: Look, as we suggested, we’re not here to kink-shame and each and every one of you will have your own fetishes, preferences, and straight-up fantasies. That’s okay. Each to their own, and if this is your thing, we hope you can block out some solid time for it. Anyway, let us know what you reckon in the comments section. See ya there, ya big legends.
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