Sheila buys sexy Santa outfit online, regrets it once she put it on

Check out this sheila who got way less than she bargained for with a bit of sexy online shopping. She’s thought to herself, yeah nah, I’ll look just like that model in the photos, and how can you beat that price! Needless to say she was a bit disappointed when the parcel arrived in the mail!

The story goes that poor old Lisa Williamson picked up the racy-looking Santa suit for a pole dancing showcase routine. Left to their own devices to source a costume for the occasion, Lisa stumbled across an eBay store that had just the thing! The 28-year-old made the purchase based on the fact that the costumes was ‘one size fits all’ and stretchy enough to hug her frame comfortably. But when the package turned out, the £6.98 purchase turned out to be more like Santa’s sack than Mrs Claus’ sexy after-hours wear!

Wig and good looks not included / Credit: 9gag

A baffled Lisa said:

‘I wanted to get the outfit for a Christmassy pole dancing workshop where I’d be learning a pole routine – but what I got looked cheap and frumpy.

But I’ve checked the measurements and they’re all wrong.’

Pretty close / Credit: 9gag

Well, we don’t know what she expected, shelling out a measly 7 quid. There’s an old phrase ‘You get what you f*cken pay for’ that apparently Lisa had never hear before. That, and the fact that she has a markedly different rig than the model in the photos meant that she has received little sympathy from the online community who didn’t hold back:

Lisa got a partial refund for the purchase

Final thought: I reckon dress how you wanna dress, but don’t expect miracles from a cheap purchase from a f*cken dodgy manufacturer!

Sexy is in the eye of the beholder / Credit: 9gag

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