Pizza deliverers, tradies and doctors reveal the closest they’ve come to a real life porno scene

Usually reserved for the more well-endowed gents and larger-canned ladies, starring in a porno remains a pipe-dream for most of us. Aside from snapping off the occasional piece of selfie-erotica, most of us fail to enter the realm of pornography in our personal lives, let alone at work. But that doesn’t stop the industry from depicting hardcore action stemming from seemingly innocuous situations involving a tradie or a doctor.

Whilst in office jobs, the closest most of us get to on-the-desk rooting is opening the bin to a freshly-discarded tin of tuna, it seems there are other professions where the likelihood of a bit of action is far higher. The good people of Reddit were asked just how close they have come to sinking the slippery sausage in a professional environment.

Yeah nah, this one’s as real as they come! / Credit: News Bugz

We have gynecologists who have had to contend with excessive amounts of moaning and moisture. We have pizza boys who have had the extra sausage requested on the doorstep. We even have a delivery guy nearly raped in a female prison!

Surprisingly there aren’t any massage therapists admitting to slipping the digit or firefighters coming to put a fire with their ‘big hose’. There aren’t even any secretaries with a world map on the wall of their office that get down and dirty with the boss. So the scenarios depicted in our favorite pieces of small-screen cinema have not transcended into much of society just yet. But bloody hell, you wouldn’t think we’re far away!

All in all, the thread is a piss-funny read, full of ‘nearly’ moments with only a few ending up sealing the deal!

Final thought: Note to self- if ever in a situation where it appears to be on, make sure you don’t stiffen up and bail.

Check out the best bits below. And while you’re at it, here is a dose of karma of a bunch of f*ckwits!

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