Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

These Trail Cameras Captured a Little More Than Anyone Could Have Intended

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If you’re familiar at all with the internet you’re undoubtedly aware of photobombs, selfies and candid footage. Humans have been all over that sh** for quite some time now. They love it. But they’re not the only ones....

Extreme Close Ups of In-Grown Hair Removal Are Very “Satisfying”

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All right, here’s another one for all you gross wankers. If that’s you, don’t feel ashamed. There are, apparently, loads of you out there. You’re the ones who insist on pulling stray hairs from co-worker’s ears, on pi...

Doctor Reaches Breaking Point And Kicks Loud-Mouthed Patient Out of Practice

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Is there anything worse than the waiting room at a medical centre?  You’re either there because you’re sick as a dog or you’re there waiting for someone who is, leaving you surrounded by other sick – and probably cont...

Eminem Roasts Donald Trump And All His Supporters During BET Music Awards

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It seems like roasting Donald Trump is all the rage these days, and why the f*** not? The man’s a caricature, a parody of everything excessive and vulgar about one of the world’s truly great countries, and an absol...

Millionaire Martial Artist Reunited With Former Bully On Live Television

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Bullies. They’re sh**, let’s be honest. I mean, what would you prefer: stubbing your toe or having a bully? Following through while ripping a beastly fart for the lads or having a bully? Walking in on Grandma starkers...

Kit Harington Uses Gory Game of Thrones Prop To Prank Fiance

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I tell you what: I bloody love a freaking awesome prank. I’ve told you in the past how I’ve played a few good ones on the missus (it helps that she’s a bit jumpy) but this one from Kit Harington, who plays everyone’s ...

Groom Gets Revenge On Cheating Bride By Sharing X-Rated Footage at Their Wedding

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Weddings are supposed to be pretty bloody special affairs. They’re things of beauty, romantic outings full of joy and love. And that’s exactly how it should be. They are, after all, days meant to celebrate the coming ...

Footage of This ‘Super Pig’ Farm Has Left Animal Activists Claiming ‘Frankenscience’

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Look, I don’t mean to be a dick about it but society has…expectations…yeah, expectations about the way pigs are supposed to look. You know what I’m talking about: they’re usually a little hefty, a little tubby, a litt...

Amazon Have Responded to Bloke Whose FIFA 18 Game Was Eaten By His Dog

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You may have noticed a whole bunch of memes on Facebook lately where disgruntled wives and girlfriends lament the fact their husbands and boyfriends have invested in the new FIFA, FIFA 18. Well, they’re probably stoke...

Bloke Refuses To Stop Smoking While Pumping Fuel, Employee Has Perfect Solution

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I just absolutely love it when smokers are the butt of a joke. That’s what makes this video so bloody good. It’s filmed on security cam from a service station and it’s believed to be from Bulgaria. Now, if there’s ...

Archaeologists Have Apparently Found Santa’s Tomb, The Location is Ironic

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I hope you’ve all been bloody good. I hope you’ve all been bloody nice. Because Santa Claus is f*****g coming to town. It might only be October, but kids who love old stale chocolate are pissing their pants with excit...

Entire College Campus Uses Snapchat To Help Bring These Strangers Together

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It seems that more and more these days finding love, finding someone to cuddle up to, finding someone to Netflix and bloody chill with is all about getting online. It only makes sense. Millennials and old folks ali...

Daenerys’ Hair Changes Demonstrates The Show’s Incredible Attention To Detail

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Ah, geez, it’s been way too long since we wrote about Game of bloody Thrones on Ozzyman Reviews.  But while I’m busy catching up on the last season of Ash vs The Evil Dead and eagerly awaiting The Punisher, the intern...

Collection Of Tweets Perfectly Describe The Experience Of Being Married

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Marriage.  I might not actually be married, but I do have a gorgeous fiancée and we live in the same house so I’m going to go right ahead and assume I’m qualified to talk about this. One of the real joys of knowing so...

Guy Gets The Same Tattoo As His Dog Without Knowing What It Really Means

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I’m not sure what the greatest thing about the internet is, but I know that dodgy f*****g tattoos have to be right up there. As the kind of guy who’s always loved laughing at the misfortune of others, I find there’s s...