Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Chefs of Reddit share the red flags you should look for before eating at a restaurant

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Let’s be honest, we all love eating out. Seriously, if you get it right, it tastes great, there’s no clean-up and you can always chuck in a cheeky beer as well. But, the flip-side of that is that there’s nothing worse...

It took this family two years to realise their pet wasn’t a dog

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F**ken dogs are great aren’t they? Seriously, they’re smart, they’re friendly, they’re obedient and they’re really bloody good at growing to three metres tall and walking on two legs. Nah, we’re not kidding. This Chin...

These HR people revealed inclusions on job applications that were bloody strange

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Work. As much as everyone bitches about it, it’s one of those real necessities in life. With it, you get to enjoy awesome things like somewhere to live, food and beer. Without it, well, you get the idea. Of course, to...

Boxer lands cheeky kiss on opponent during pre-fight staredown

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Boxing’s traditional stare-down is a pretty handy piece of marketing. You get both combatants staring into each other’s eyes, playing up the intensity, and giving the fans what they want to see - all before the big fi...

Poker player busted by internet detectives allegedly stealing $350k while on camera

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Poker’s one of those games that bloody everyone takes pretty seriously. Deadset, you can sit down with your mates and a few brewskis for a game of poker, but you know as well as we do that it’s only a matter of time b...

Tweet gets roasted for claiming family earning $350k per year would be struggling

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Finances are a pretty funny thing. Obviously, in plenty of places, it’s a bit of a social no-no to talk about exactly how much money is flowing through your household, but understanding those figures can also lead to ...

Legendary bloke has created one of our all time favourite inventions

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Bin day. No matter where you are, it’s a pain in the arse. Deadset, around here, it seems like every Tuesday morning we’re already running late for work when we realise we’ve gotta put the bins out. Sometimes, it’s ea...

Sheila climbs into Zoo’s lion den

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It’s really not a big claim to say that the world is full of stupid people. Yeah, nah, really it’s not. The evidence is all around us, and despite the fact that we’re supposed to grow collectively smarter as a race wi...

The Goldeneye 007 unreal engine 4 remake is looking f*@#en awesome!

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Nintendo 64’s timeless James Bond game, Goldeneye is a game that’s still remembered very, very fondly by those who had the joy of playing it back in the day. S**t, considering it originally saw release back in 1997, i...

Mexican Grandma started YouTube channel to teach her homemade recipes, has over 300,000 subscribers in 2 months

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If you’ve ever been out on the piss and found yourself fanging for a bloody good feed, there’s a pretty strong chance you’ve settled on Mexican food. In reality, that’s a smart move. We all know that Mexican food is f...

“Single Mum” tries to scam person she bought couch from with fag bugs, backfires beautifully

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Bloody scammers are a strange breed of human. Deadset, while these cheeky buggers have the poor intention of ripping people off – often for quite large sums of cash – they frequently find themselves as comic foils in ...

These people reckon pop culture has ruined their names

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Bloody names are funny things aren’t they? Depending on where and when you were born, your name’s probably gonna follow some sort of cultural or social trend or tradition. That’s pretty normal and it goes a long way t...

There’s a Facebook group filled with blokes who look sort of like Adam Sandler

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Adam Sandler. Let’s be honest, he’s a pretty divisive character. Deadset, there are loads of people who are pretty much convinced he’s just awful, but then there are those who know that although his new movies might n...

Some people claim they can’t see the leopard in this picture

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Mate, you know as well as we do that bloody camouflage is a pretty friggen cool invention. Seriously, there’s something pretty rad about a natural way to hide amongst your environment, and that’s true whether you’re t...

Greta Thunberg’s famous speech has been transformed into a Swedish death metal song

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Rightio, ya big bloody bewdiful boofheads, today, we’re starting our day off right: with a healthy dose of that Swedish death metal we all know and love. Forget following Entombed down the left-hand path to Opeth’s Da...