Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

These 13 easy peasy peeling hacks are a bloody game changer

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As you’re aware, we’re aware, and every man and his bloody dog are aware, peeling stuff in the kitchen is about as enjoyable as trying to walk with a melon up your arse. Deadset, it bloody sucks a fat one. It’s painfu...

New shark game “Maneater” is being compared to Grand Theft Auto

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The Grand Theft Auto games are cult classics for a bloody reason. Ever since they first came skidding and squealing onto consoles everywhere, they’ve been great fun. They’ve also been fairly controversial, but more im...

Air hostess hits plane roof during hectic turbulence

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Anyone who’s ever experienced a bit of turbulence on a plane knows that for the uninitiated, it can provide a bit of a scare. It's not at all unusual to see some of those who might not be the biggest fans of flying an...

Jason Momoa wants to do a ‘Twins’ remake with Peter Dinklage

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By this stage, we’re guessing that if you’re not completely on the bandwagon with Hollywood’s relentless cavalcade of remakes and reboots, you’re at least come to begrudgingly accept them. It’s not easy to get to the ...

Japanese company has created teabags that come alive in your cup

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Tea-drinking seems to have come a long way in the last few years. And, yeah, we know that might be just our impression because we’re judging solely on the hipsters at work who have all sorts of flavours of tea. We don...

Instagram couple ask fans to fund their lifestyle because working isn’t an option

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The internet is a bloody wild and woolly place that takes all-comers. That’s no bloody secret. After all, you’re on it right now and you’ve seen the kind of stuff that people post online. Amongst all that ‘stuff’ you ...

Hong Kong activists prove to be bloody legends after these thoughtful actions

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Protests are an interesting bloody thing. Obviously, they’re usually politically charged and things can be more than a little hostile. Unfortunately, things can sometimes get out of hand too. So in the light of recent...

Pakistani Government accidentally turn on cat filter during Facebook live, Internet responds

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It’s probably safe to say that plenty of you blokes and blokettes have had that awkward moment when you've opened the camera app on your phone and been confronted by a big ugly face – replete with cat ears and whisker...

This cracker website warns you if a dog dies in a movie

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Anyone who’s ever seen a movie with a dog in it knows that there’s some messed-up unspoken rule that says the chances of that dog kicking the bucket, counting worms or straight up dying are pretty bloody high. If you ...

Legend of a pit bull saves baby from house-fire, carries her by nappy

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Of all the awesome doggos that cop an unfair flogging in the media, you have to say that bloody pit bulls are right up there. Depending on whom you ask, these canines are responsible for everything from the disappeara...

Polite rat kindly returns broccoli to owner after discovering how it tastes

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When it comes to veggies, most people fall into two camps. Put simply, you either bloody love ‘em or you bloody hate ‘em. Obviously, there are shades of grey within that, but it’s pretty much a common consensus that s...

This garlic peeling life hack has people on internet freaking out

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You know, the media cops a lot of flak for always giving people trashy news about celebrities, reality television and the size and shape of the last Cleveland steamer Kim gave Kanye. And, in fairness to them, that kin...

This spider ate a bloody possum

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We’re pretty sure we’ve said this a few times, but Mother Nature and the myriad of predators she’s unleashed on the world will never cease to amaze us. Crikey, just the arthropods and arachnids are impressive enough o...

Builder discovers Instagram ‘influencers’ and decides he’s going to become one

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It’s well-known that when it comes to tongue-in-cheek fun, terrible puns and hilariously wholesome comedy, no one has it down like your dad. With their stupid jokes, insistence on ‘resting their eyes’ during family mo...

The theme park ride ‘Gyro Drop’ going viral right now is fake

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Just the other day, footage of what seriously looked like the best bloody ride on the planet went viral. Purporting to be the Gyro Drop from South Korea’s Lotte World, it showed a freakin’ awesome ride in the style of...