Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

F**k off big cow is too big to be slaughtered

22.74K Views0 Comments

The list of things the average bloke or blokette needs to know about cows, cattle and bulls is pretty f**ken simple: they taste great, they piss milk, they hate little Spanish c**ts with red flags and swords, their be...

“Insane”: return shot goes viral, divides the table tennis community

25.22K Views0 Comments

Despite its seemingly simple set-up, anyone who’s played even the most casual game of table tennis knows it’s a pretty f**ken intense game. Deadset, whether you’re playing one of the beer-pong varieties, competing wit...

Somebody has compared The Lion King 2019 to the 1994 animation side by side

18.68K Views0 Comments

400 f**ken years ago, the greatest playwright of all time, William Bloody Shakespeare penned an absolute pearler of a tragedy by the name of Hamlet. We reckon he knew he had something pretty spesh on his hands, but ev...

Police make a run for it as attempt to recover body of man killed by tribe goes wrong

31.70K Views0 Comments

By now, we’ve all heard about the foolish but still bloody tragic demise of American missionary John Chau. It’s been all over the internet in recent days and there’s been a wealth of memes, some callous commentary and...

Blokes arrested in front of kids by mall cop who falsely accuses him of stealing

2.33K Views0 Comments

You probably don’t have to go far to find someone who’s been falsely accused of something in their life. We all know someone who’s been in that situation, and whether it’s a little accusation and you’ve been blamed fo...

Humans know when they’re dead, scientists discover

48.71K Views0 Comments

If you’ve ever wondered what exactly happens to you when you die – apart from pooping your pants – scientists think they may have figured out the answer. In short, your brain keeps ticking and is fully aware of the fa...

Hang glider cheats death after realising harness was not attached

33.96K Views0 Comments

The internet is awash with folks who’ve come a solid f**ken cropper while they’re enjoying a dose of extreme sports, trying to get tricky in a silly spot or wrecking themselves while they’re enjoying their recreation ...

Honest sixth grader leaves detailed note after bus driver hit and run

28.39K Views0 Comments

If you’ve ever come out to find your car has copped a sneaky bloody ding from some pork chop who’s f**ked your shit up and then done a runner without owning up to it, you know how frustrating that can be. Repairs don’...

ISS footage of Russian rocket launch puts Hollywood directors to shame

28.37K Views0 Comments

As humans, we get to experience a lot of cool sh*t vicariously thanks to the magic of television and Hollywood special effects. Wanna know what it looks like when a car falls off a cliff and explodes, f**ken watch a m...

Police are slamming into moped riding criminals like a f*cken demolition derby

26.30K Views0 Comments

You know, when you consider the kinds of vehicles criminals and scumbags like to get around on when they’re in the midst of committing their dastardly deeds, you never really think about the humble moped. Deadset, it’...

Raccoons suspected of having rabies were actually just drunk as f**k

9.98K Views0 Comments

Here in Ozzy Land, we’re not shy about the fact we like to get a little bit pickled at the end of a particularly hard slog at work, and we love that around the world, there are loads of others like us. After all, what...

Legendary firefighter rescues cat from US wildfire, now she won’t leave him alone

11.75K Views0 Comments

It’s pretty f**ken hard to find positive news stories in the wake of the fires that have torn through California in recent weeks. Having been racked by nasty-as-f**k fires ourselves on more than a few occasions, it’s ...

Bloke scratches wife’s anus in public, she smells his finger

69.75K Views0 Comments

Ya know, the world loves to think that once you’ve been with someone for a while it’s okay to develop all sorts of kinks and ‘common bedroom interests’ and to an extent it probably is. But, let’s be fair dinkum for a ...

Ancient tablet contains first recorded customer complaint

6.66K Views0 Comments

If you’ve ever been short-changed, ripped-off or sold an inferior product, you’ll know just how bloody frustrating going to the shops can be. Just today, I saw a mechanic have a proper f**ken whinge at the deli assist...

A man has been killed attempting to convert extremely isolated tribe to christianity

30.54K Views0 Comments

Like it or not, the world is f**ken chock-a-block with extremely dangerous places. Usually, when we’re warned to stay away from certain places – and people – because of the simple fact that the going there is likely t...