Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Apple fanboys react to its $1000 computer stand

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It’s probably fair to say there are two types of people in the world: those who don’t bother with Apple products and those who love to get rorted for gimmicky s**t. And that’s okay; each to their own and all that. Fan...

German circus uses holograms instead of live animals to combat animal cruelty

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You know, we’ve gotta be straight up with you on this one, but when we were younger, we bloody loved going to the circus and seeing the clowns, the trapeze and the animals. Of course, circuses have come in for a bit o...

This surfer has made $27 million after inventing salt shooting gun to kill flies

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You know, we reckon that every single one of us comes up with a f**ken tops idea from time to time. It’s just the nature of the beast. When there are so many crazy thoughts flitting through your noggin, you’ve eventua...

Aussie legend in underwear chases off home intruder with didgeridoo

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F**K YES, Australia, F**k yes! If there’s one thing we bloody love about this sunburnt country of ours, it’s the bloody determination of our everyday people to stick up for what’s theirs and give the big f**k you to a...

A Roadrunner is flirting with this sheila by bringing her lizards he catches

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When you mention the term ‘roadrunner’, most of us are going to picture that cheeky ‘meep meep’ c**t from the Warner Bros cartoons. You probably remember him as the big bloody bird that was constantly getting his arse...

Tourist group instantly learn lesson after forgetting to lock car door on safari

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It seems like everywhere you go these days there are bloody safety directions. If you’re like us, you’ve probably looked at some of them and wondered just why the f**k we need some of the blatantly obvious directions ...

Jason Momoa goes viral calling out blokes who cut shark’s tail off for a joke

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We talk loads of s**t and laugh at loads of stuff we probably shouldn’t here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but even we’ve got standards. Matter of fact, one of the lines we draw is right around animal cruelty. There’s really n...

Turns out everyone has the same freckle and they’re freaking out

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Before we get started with this one, we’ve gotta tell ya that here in Oz, it’s not unusual to refer to a butthole as a freckle, so yeah, we really bloody hope they’re all in the same place. I mean, we know a lot of yo...

A bunch of mind boggling sh*t that looks completely like other sh*t

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As you’re probably aware, the world’s a bloody bewdiful place that’s choc-a-block with mysteries, puzzles and f**ken mind-benders. Amongst all that, we’re often forced to wonder exactly what something is – particularl...

Sheila demonstrates how to work out like an Instagram influencer

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Correct us if we’re f**ken wrong, but we’ve chatted about some of the bulls**t that goes into the whole image side of being an Instagram ‘influencer’ a few times recently. If you’re not exactly sure when we’re talking...

You can now buy huge f**ken bags of pure marshmallow cereal online

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Depending on whereabouts in the world you call home, you’ll be familiar with different kinds of cereals. Judging from what we’ve seen on television and from brief trips to the supermarket when visiting, you f**kers in...

Entitled charity worker fails to understand basic maths and loses $6000 worth of equipment

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If you think that being a good bloke can be pretty tiring, you oughtta try being a good bloke who has to work with stupid people. As Abs Delfuego, the owner of a small business that makes arcade machine cases, will te...

Bloke demands girlfriend takes dump in front of him to prove she isn’t cheating

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G’day, ya big bloody bewdiful dickheads. Let’s talk about gender stereotypes. Despite some obvious physiological differences between the sexes, we all know that generally speaking stereotypes are a bad thing. And, to ...

Group of cyclists go tumbling after ute overtakes and brakes, the Internet is divided

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We love to give everyone a fair tug of the turkey here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but some blokes and blokettes don’t help themselves. Obviously, cyclists are right in the midst of that group. Personally, we think the idea ...

Bloke in his undies jumps into freezing cold lake to save deer

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Loads of old folk tales feature blokes helping out deer who’ve got themselves trapped on s**t creek in a barbed wire canoe. Usually, those blokes find themselves being rewarded in some awesome way. If there is any tru...