Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Here’s the inside of some cool s**t that has been cut in half

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Remember those big f**ken books of cross sections you used to be able to read in school? There was one that had, like, sketches of aeroplanes and buildings and the human body all chopped in half and labelled with all ...

Scientists reckon aliens have ‘found us’ and are ‘keeping us in a zoo’

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If in the not-too-distant past you’ve ever thought that the truth was out there, you can now rest safely in the knowledge that yeah, the truth is actually now ‘out’. And, according to some scientists it’s pretty f**ke...

This Captain America fight scene without any special effects is f**ken mint

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As things stand, there’s just no doubting the fact that when it comes to comic book movies, Marvel rules the roost. Not only do they have a few franchises kicking goals and entertaining the f**k out of viewers through...

Drag queen makes toddler’s day by rocking “Baby Shark”

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Everyone knows that despite the cliques, cultures and categories that music creates, it’s a top notch unifier and it brings people of all creeds together. In a move exemplifying that universal truth, a New Jersey drag...

‘Gangster’ arrested with ancient gun from 1858 gets roasted by the internet

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If there’s one thing the internet provides users, it’s the security of knowing you’re just a faceless and locationless username who’s free to ridicule and mock pretty much anyone. Deadset, you might not even think the...

Morgan Freeman has dedicated his huge home to help save the existence of bees

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Pretty much everyone in the world knows that we like to imagine Morgan Freeman as the voice of God. He’s a f**ken top notch narrator and a top notch bloke to boot. As evidence of that, he’s decided that his 124 ac...

People share their worst hotel fails from their trips

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Anyone who’s ever travelled knows that hotels can get away with tonnes of dodgy s**t thanks to their no refund policies and the fact that everything’s booked and paid for online before you even arrive. The end result ...

NVIDIA’s latest AI software transforms dodgy drawings into works of f***en art

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Have you ever wished you could be as good at drawing as Bob f**en Ross? Have you ever wanted to just chill out while looking at a kickass painting and thinking to yourself, yeah, I f**ken painted that? Well, thanks to...

Bloke phones Internet provider to complain that he can’t beat his meat

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Have you blokes ever heard of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs? If you have, you’ll get the gist of this pretty quickly, but if you haven’t, it’s basically a list of the things that are essential to the human experience. U...

Sansa Stark chugs her wine on the Jumbotron like a f***en champion

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The bloody Jumbotron is one of the highlights of any sporting contest. It provides everyday people with a chance to stake their claim to fame. To do something funny, sweet, memorable or downright epic. It might be a d...

Straight bloke accidentally starts dating… another bloke

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Yeah, we know what that headline says and, ha ha, yeah, yeah, f**ken nah, it’s not bulls**t, it’s completely on the f**ken level. Well, it is on the internet, but ya know...it's as legit as you can expect. Basically, ...

Flat Earthers are planning an expedition to the edge of the world

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You’ve seen the memes, you’ve read the roasts and you’ve enjoyed the hype, but now it’s finally come time for the Flat Earth Movement to do something they could have done ages and ages ago. Yeah, deadset, they’ve fina...

Bloke conducts experiment to work out what the f*** the dials on ya toaster mean

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It doesn’t matter where you’re from or what you believe, there’s always going to be at least one thing that can bind humans from all over the globe for the common good. We reckon a mad feed could probably have a fair ...

F*** off big muscular monkey spotted at Zoo

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You’re all probably aware that the world had to say goodbye to Roger the Buff Kangaroo recently. It was a sad moment, and we’ll always remember the mad rooter fondly. He was big, he was buff and he was cranky as f**k....

This trailer for a reimagined Fresh Prince of Bel Air looks f***en awesome

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It’s been said a metric s**tload of times, but mainstream Hollywood seems almost devoid ideas with the way it’s remaking, rebooting and reimagining classics and capitalising on our nostalgic love for the old s**t. Wha...