Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Rhino poacher sent to Destination F*@#ed by elephants and lions

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we do genuinely aim to steer away from stories about blokes carking it and sheilas kicking the bucket. We just don’t reckon it’s right to carry on about that stuff like it’s funny. However, a...

These tiny frogs have been discovered and their names are f**ken mint

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Anyone who remembers their high school biology knows that scientifically, different species of animals get dubbed with awesome as f**k binomial nomenclature. Traditionally, that s**t was built around Latin grammar, bu...

Righto, ya legends, how do ya negotiate this intersection without causing a bingle?

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All right, ya big bloody legends, we’re gonna be ridgey f**ken didge here for a minute and challenge some of our own Ozzy hoons to a bit of a driving quiz. While we know all you Seppos and Poms have probably got your ...

Girl catches gruesome infection on her feet after not wearing shoes in rural Brazil

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Look, by now, you’re probably beginning to think there’s nothing nature can show you that would shock you, amaze you, or simply gross you out. You would, though, probably be wrong. We think s**t like that all the time...

Bloke chooses to live like a dog, eats from bowl and barks at friends in the street

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Here in Ozzyland, we’ve had the joy of Barking Dog Man for some time, but we don’t reckon that even he can compete with this fella from Pommyland. No s**t, Barking Dog Man is a bit of a character, but we feel comforta...

Bloke mistakes cheating scandal for April Fools joke, embarrasses entire family

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We all know that when the first of April comes around, you have to keep your wits about you. People of all creeds and cultures are more than happy to trick you into believing all kinds of crazy s**t. Of course, while ...

Batman turns up to a crime scene in British Columbia offering to help

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Batman walks a pretty f**ken fine line in the world of superheroes. Whether you’re Marvel, DC, or even bloody Image, pretty much everyone agrees that the caped crusader is rad as f**k.  He’s got pathos practically ble...

Legend UPS driver who takes photos with the dogs on his route

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If you’ve ever heard anyone try to argue that doggos aren’t the best animals on the planet and that some animals – like f**ken cats, for example – are better, you know you’ve come face to face with someone who’s more ...

The world’s best airport has a f***en rainforest inside!

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One of the great joys of the modern world is that we’re starting to look at things like infrastructure a bit differently. Take airports for an example. In the past, they were bug f**ken monuments to industry. To be fa...

Bloke finds his ‘missing’ kitten snoozing under dog’s ear

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For a long time, dogs and cats have been at war. It’s one of the great rivalries of the world, and it’s a dispute that’s been immortalised in thousands of cartoons, kid’s stories and comic books. But just like the feu...

Sheila who lost her forehead has a warning for others!

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Let’s not beat around the bush here, we’ve all referred to the balding bloke’s forehead as a fivehead – or sixhead, sevenhead or eighthead – and that’s okay. It’s all well and good to make fun of your mates, but the r...

Sheila gives birth to twins with two different fathers

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We’ll be f**ked if this story doesn’t get a bloody big CRIKEY, but over in China, a woman has given birth to twins – from two different fathers. Obviously, we all know the basic ins and outs of baby-making revolve aro...

Aussie bloke finds 100kg shark head bitten clean off by something

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We all know that the waters off the coast of Australia are full of terrifying s**t. We’ve got jellyfish that’ll f**ken kill ya, octopuses that’ll f**ken kill ya and sharks that’ll f**ken kill ya. Of course, that’s not...

Captain bans sheila midflight after having huge meltdown because no Pepsi was available

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We live in a world that’s all about instant gratification. You can f**ken stream your favourite movies on demand. Get information about pretty much anything ever with a few swipes of your mobile phone and order food t...

Check out this flash-as-f**k Japanese gaming toilet design

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We’ve spoken before about the fact people love to figuratively – and literally – crush candy on the dunny. And let’s be honest, you all do it. Back in the day, it used to be a great place to read the newspaper or a ch...