Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

This is the $6,000 Chinese ‘Sperm Extractor’ everyone is talking about

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While tonnes of you legends out there in the comments section have found breeding so easy you’ve done it by accident, there are more than a few people who, for whatever reason, haven’t been so lucky. To help with that...

Emergency ‘911’ operators have shared the phone calls they’ll never forget

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We often talk about that unseen social contract most of us in the civilised world adhere to on Ozzy Man Reviews, and we reckon that’s important. It’s too easy to just go about our lives complacent of the cogs, gears a...

Designer challenges himself to create logos with hidden meanings, the result is incredible

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You don’t have to be a word-nerd or a Dad to appreciate a good bit of wordplay. The truth is, wordplay really is a fundamental part of our language, and anyone can do it. Deadset, it’s as simple as enjoying the way di...

This man’s obituary has the Internet in stitches due to it’s hilarious honesty

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We’ve all got that one mate who just doesn’t give a flying f**k for authority, dissenting opinions and the fact they might just be a smidgen offensive. And, in a strange twist of fate, instead of making us want to kee...

These Aussie blokes figured out a self service hack for free burgers

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Look, here in Ozzyland, we’ve got our share of dodgy buggers. Just to be clear, though, we’re not talking proper dodgy right now, but. Yeah, nah, we’re talking about larrikins. A couple of cheeky blokes. Little s**t-s...

Australia has been named as the next filming location for new Marvel movie

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If you’ve seen Thor: Ragnarok, you might or might not know that it was filmed right here in Ozzyland. Deadset, areas of Brisbane and the Gold Coast in Queensland had to shut down for a few days so that the mighty Thor...

F**ked up science experiment shows 10,000 maggots eating a pizza in 2 hours

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Pizza is f**ken grouse. Maggots, on the other hand, are decidedly not grouse. Yeah, nah, these feral little b**tards are gross. Fair dinkum, we love nature, but sometimes we look at some of the species doing the round...

Toddler manages to lock Dad’s iPad for 47 years

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Kids. Let’s be honest, they’re pretty f**ken great. Just ask anyone who has one and they’ll tell you they’re cherubic bundles of joy that bring nothing but joy and happiness to your life. Well, most of the time, they’...

Asian supermarkets are replacing plastic packaging with banana leaves

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Even though we all ‘know’ that plastic’s a f**ken massive problem for the environment, it’s been bloody difficult to get supermarkets and manufacturers to cut down on packaging and do their bit to help the environment...

Ancient four-legged whale discovered in Peru

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Here in Ozzy Land, we bloody love our whales. We reckon they’re grouse as f**k and despite the fact we love the Japanese, we reckon they need to leave the bloody whales alone. Still, despite that, that’s not quite why...

Gymnast has a bloody brutal fall straight into Destination F#@*ed

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Look, it’s no secret we bloody love some of that awesome flippy-spinny s**t gymnasts all over the world do. The way they bounce around the mat like f**ken frogs or fleas or even bloody rabbits is pretty impressive stu...

This Japanese artist imagines humans living in a world full of massive animals

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While we know that the megafauna of history featured a whole s**t-tonne of f**ken huge animals, we can probably count ourselves pretty lucky that we don’t actually have to deal with that in the modern world. Strewth, ...

People are sharing the most basic s**t they’ve never done…

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In a globalised world, it’s pretty normal for everything to be homogenous, ubiquitous and f**ken everywhere. Seriously, there’s really not much you can do about it. With easy travel and transport across the world, it’...

CCTV captures biker on drunken crime spree get rammed into a parked van

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There’s a bloody old saying that those who live by the sword can be pretty certain they’re gonna die by the mother**ker as well. And while we often see that kind of thing at play in fiction, it does occasionally happe...

Bloke becomes lawyer to win his Dad’s land back 23 years after legal dispute

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If you’ve seen the Kill Bill movies, you probably remember the moment when Uma Thurman, in her role as the Bride, tells the daughter of one of her vanquished enemies that if she still feels raw about the murder years ...