Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

This ‘giant potato’ has been turned into a $200 per night Airbnb hotel

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Anyone who’s done a bit of travelling will know that AirBnb is a bloody tops place to find somewhere to crash without breaking the bank. But, while it might offer tonnes of awesome places at bargain prices, affordable...

This badass parrot got arrested for warning drug dealers about the police

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When it comes to literature and urban legend, the kinds of animals crack-dealers use to guard their premises from the authorities are typically pretty f**ken large, pretty f**ken ferocious, and pretty f**ken lethal, b...

A picture showing what a sheila’s breast milk duct looks like has gone viral

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The human body is a bloody cavalcade of interesting, amazing and gross all rolled into one. Of course, what you see as gross might be someone else’s grouse and vice-versa, but generally speaking, we can all be sure th...

Legendary couple regenerate a completely destroyed forest in just 20 years

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we talk heaps about the state of the environment and the wildlife living in it. That’s because we reckon if there’s one bloody awesome thing on this planet worth saving, the ecosystem is it. ...

People reveal childhood memories they thought were normal but now know were traumatic

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We all know that kids are resilient little buggers. If you’ve ever worked with them or been exposed to kids who’ve dealt with some pretty f**ken horrendous circumstances, you’d know that there’s no one tougher and mor...

F***en legend solves issue for all women who can’t get rid of persistent guys who slide into DMs

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It’s not a secret that there are tonnes of dudes out there who hassle tonnes of chicks online with unsolicited d**k pics, creepy messages and a constant barrage of contact requests despite the fact they’re clearly not...

Scottish farmer pranks tourists by claiming sheep grow tartan wool

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Some cultures just love to rib the s**t out of people. Here in Ozzyland, we call our best mates ‘c**ts’ and we constantly throw the banter around. Fair dinkum, it’s not unusual to hear someone say, “I wouldn’t put s**...

Bloke who forced air hostesses to wipe his ass mid-flight has died

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You might remember the story of the filthy old bloke who terrorised air hostesses on a flight to Taiwan by forcing them to wipe his ass. The story dropped back in January and it made waves all over the world. With the...

Bloke exposes himself to female MMA fighter on beach, she responds

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We bloody love a feel-good story here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We also bloody love a story about a well-deserved can of whoop-ass. Sometimes, we strike it lucky and get both of those things in the same story. This is one ...

Ozzy sheila got 28 demerit points in one go after being pulled over

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Everyone knows that losing points on your licence is a real kick in the nuts, especially when you start getting down into the low prime numbers. Of course, most of us also see it as part and parcel of driving on the r...

Schoolkid makes over £61,000 after learning how to trade on YouTube

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To most of us, the share market can seem like a pretty daunting prospect. It’s almost like a mythical land that seems full of pitfalls, traps and shysters ready to steal your cash, but it turns out that Edward Rickett...

74-Year-Old legend is on world’s longest pub crawl, has visited 51,000 pubs

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For some people, beer is life. Here in Ozzyland, we can respect that. After all, nothing goes down better than a nice cold pint after a hard day’s work. And, yeah, we know the stereotype is that you bloody Pommy b**ta...

Bloke sues wife for tricking him into raising three kids as his own

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Bloody hell, this story’s one of those that doesn’t really have a happy ending for anyone involved, so if you’re here for the feel-good stuff, you’re either gonna have to cope with a sad situation or hang around for t...

15,000 scientists just issued a huge f**ken ‘warning to humanity’

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As humans, we’re all pretty bloody guilty of not necessarily doing what’s best for the planet. There’s no use denying it, but we’ve let things get pretty out of control for a while now. Yeah, nah, despite the fact loa...

Millennials expecting baby get roasted for asking neighbours to cook for them

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Community. It’s really what makes the world go round. Everyone working towards a common cause, helping each other out in times of need and knowing that people will have your back when it's most necessary. Of course, t...