Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. You can read his fiction in Dark Moon Digest 32/33 from Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing. It's got crocodiles! http://perpetualpublishing.com/product/dark-moon-digest-issue-32-33/

Las Vegas venue is set to live stream ‘Area 51’ raid so everyone can join in

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Forget bottle-cap challenges, 2019 is rapidly becoming the year of the Storming of Area 51. The bats**t insane plan to storm the American air-base – and supposed home of all of the US’s extra-terrestrial research – ha...

Annoyed by loud music, bloke uses drone to shoot fireworks at neighbours

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We all know that street parties are pretty friggen grouse. When you’re at one, it’s almost like law and order just takes a little vacation and the street itself can descend into pure party-flavoured bedlam. You’ve got...

Russian Instagram influencers have been posing in a toxic lake

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Sometimes, we can seem a like we’re a bit down on influencers here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We wanna start this off by emphatically refuting that. We reckon they’re great. We really do. If there’s one thing we love, it’s ...

Simpsons set to parody Stranger Things in Treehouse of Horror Special

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If you don’t think the Treehouse of Horror episodes are the best episodes of The Simpsons, we’re not sure how to break it to you, but you’ve been watching The Simpsons wrong. Frequently chocked to the bollocks with ex...

This sheila read out her cheating fiancé’s text messages at the altar

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Marriage is a bloody serious commitment that you should really only go ahead with if you can be pretty certain you’re gonna be faithful and honest with your future spouse. Of course, the same holds true for any relati...

A bunch of times people were surprised by how much of a jerk they encountered

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If you’ve ever had to deal with other people, you’ll know full well that not everyone has been gifted with a great personality. Yeah, nah, some blokes and blokettes really got shafted in that department. Of course, in...

Meerkats escape zoo to play minigolf by the sea

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Thanks to popular culture, Meerkats have become easily recognisable as some of the natural world’s most gloriously cheeky little buggers. Deadset, whether they’re doing the Big Brother thing in Meerkat Manor, entertai...

Coastguard jumps onto moving submarine filled with $500 million worth of drugs

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If you ask most people how drugs get smuggled into the country, they’d probably just assume that they get crammed up some poor bugger’s arsehole before he gets on a plane and starts crossing international borders. But...

This legend made an entire town believe a 15ft penguin existed with epic prank

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It’s no secret that dads love to keep a prank going. Deadset, we reckon that most of you can think of at least a few lines of bullcrap your old man kept on about for years before you had to break the news to him. Obvi...

Someone hacked a Roomba to shout profanities when it bumps into things

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If you’ve ever stubbed your toe, banged your shin, or caught your head on a low hanging shelf, you’ll know that it’s bloody painful. Funnily enough, if you do any of those things while you’re cleaning up, they’re stil...

This bloke improves movies by editing his cat into them

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We all know a little pussy can improve pretty much anything. Seriously, think about it: an afternoon at home? Improved with the addition of pussy. A trip to your grandma’s? Way better with pussy. A few movies? Again, ...

‘The Bandit’ is a Brazilian bull that no-one has been able to ride successfully

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We’re pretty sure we’ve talked about the massive bloody balls you need to participate in the rodeo on this site in the past. We stand by that. Some blokes and blokettes are born tough bastards. And that makes the rode...

UV light shows just how messy a standing pee is

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One of the greatest things about being a male is the ability to take a leak standing up and then shake it off when you’re done. It might seem minor, but it truly is a blessing. It adds unbridled freedom to life. Need ...

Bloke discovers cobra hidden in motorbike, handles it like absolute legend

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Here in Ozzyland, we’ve got a bit of a reputation because of our snakes. And while we’re not going to suggest that our snakes really aren’t that bad – we do have 21 of the 25 most venomous snakes in the world – they’r...

Children in Vietnam have a novel way of getting across river to go to school

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No matter where you live, lecturing the kids and grandkids about how bloody difficult your walk to school was is a fundamental human right. We honestly reckon that if you’re a granddad – or a dad – and you’re not bloo...