Archie Morgan

Tech company backed by Elon Musk built device reportedly too dangerous to release

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That’s it, we’re all f**ked and old mate Elon is at the centre of it again. The machines will win, and bloody Arny can’t save us. OpenAI is a company that built a predictive text program that is going to ‘take all of ...

Photographs of $220 million Chinese Titanic replica is starting to come together

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If Hollywood decided to reboot James Cameron’s ‘Titanic’, I’d shrug my shoulders and say... ‘That seems about bloody right’. But if someone was to rebuild the Titanic as an exact replica for a Chinese theme park, I’d ...

Elon Musk fires the Mars Starship Raptor engine for the first time

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Elon Musk has set tongues ablaze with some cheeky tweets that hopefully will pave way for human passage to Mars. That’s right mars. Elon and his mates at SpaceX lit a rocket on fire and the space geekery world literal...

People are chucking glitter on their dog’s balls

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It’s official, we have found peak internet wanker. If you decide to glitter your dogs balls like an ornament, for a dog show, or to post pictures online...it’s official you just won the peak internet wanker award. Th...

Woman watches ‘adult film’ on VHS and realises her parents are the stars

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This truly is the stuff of nightmares. Sitting down to watch some cheeky porn and then at the end of all the fun realising it was your parents. Yup sounds like bulls**t but as this unfortunate tale is set back...

Meet the surfer sisters who are Called “The Kardashians of Australia”

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The Coffey Girls have been often referred to as the Australian version of the Kardashian’s and on face value you can kind of see why. A flick through Instagram will confirm the obvious visual appeal of the family, bu...

Legend sheila has been expertly running in the shape of d*cks for years

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We have found the real reason fitness trackers were invented. Not for your smug friends to rub into your face how many miles they’ve run and how you’re a lazy piece of sh*t. But for Claire to draw dicks with her runs ...

Trump serves McDonald’s on silver platters at White House lunch for college football champs

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We’ve seen him in headlines before and we’ll see him again, old mate President Trump is up to his wacky antics again. This time he's served cold (allegedly) fast food to College Football team, the Clemson Tigers who h...

Dog’s fart is so bad it makes the cat puke instantly

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‘Dog fart cat puke’. Never in our time on the glorious internets has there been such a clear, descriptive and bloody hilarious title. Now it may not be all that subtle or classy but bloody hell does it tell you exactl...

A photo of an egg has beaten Kylie Jenner’s record for most Instagram likes

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Is there anything hotter than Kylie Jenner on Instagram? Well the people have spoken, and yes, yes indeed. Kylie Jenner, the social media queen has been beaten by an Egg!? That’s right, an egg. But not just any egg… ...

Man who escaped Alcatraz sends FBI letter after being free for 50 years

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The world can throw some tough s**t at you sometimes making survival a struggle. First things that come to mind are jury duty, dinner with the in-laws, Halo on legendary mode...but escaping Alcatraz and surviving has ...

Man dies after massive stack of porn magazines falls on him

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Everyone who has ever owned pornography has asked themselves the question, ‘if I died, and someone found my stash…what the f**k would I do!?’. It truly is one of life’s tougher dilemmas. Unfortunately this Japanese bl...

X-Rays reveal objects stuck in people’s orifices that required ER visits

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It’s a dangerous game, sticking things up your bum, and one that tends to cause more hospital visits than any other embedded object. Cheeky f**king bastards...pun intended. There is something about an X-Ray of that ar...

Couple deliver the all time greatest wedding photoshoot

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A wedding, a walk in a forest, and a cheeky BJ captured on camera. A good bloody NSFW day! You’re wedding day after all is supposed to be the most special day of your life, and a photographer is there to capture it. I...

Macaulay Culkin perfectly recreates iconic ‘Home Alone’ scenes

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90’s kids rejoice with Google, Kevin McCallister and an injection of Xmas nostalgia. Google have brought him back and Macaulay Culkin delivers with his trademark cheek in a new TV Spot for Google. We’ve seen actor...