Kezza Williams
This bloke was banned from Tinder after creating 60 profiles, here’s his best work
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I know there’s a lot of shelia’s out there complaining they can’t find a decent bloke. The nice guys might have been friend zoned already, and the a**hole ones you’ve already f**ked off and now ya single again. Mea...
Dead Humpback Whale has mysteriously turned up in the Amazon Rainforest
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Just like Pauline Hanson celebrating NAIDOC week, you can add this to the list of s**t you don’t see everyday. The carcass of a dead whale calf has been found. On Land. In the f**ken bush! The What the Actual F**k ...
The Internet has f***en blown up after Grandpa eats half a tin of paint he mistook for yoghurt
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If there was ever a casting for the "Should’ve gone to Specsavers" ad, this bloke should get a run for sure. 90 year old Bob was left with a mint green kisser after thinkin’ a pot of paint was f**ken yoghurt hahah...
People share hilarious stories of being caught by their parents “chokin’ the chicken”
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There are few thing is in this bloody world more certain than death and f**ken taxes. And the fact that horny teenage boys are gonna beat their bishops every chance they get is another one! It’s like your missus ta...
Today’s Google Doodle pays tribute to the late Steve Irwin on 57th Birthday
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Today would’ve been Steve Irwin’s 57th birthday. He was a bloody phenomenal ambassador for all things wildlife, for our awesome country and just a great f**ken bloke. Steve Irwin became a household name through va...
Bloke to sue wife after she posted about his micro willy on Reddit
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These two lovebirds married recently after a short courtship. During that time, they decided not to, aaah… take each other for a test-drive if ya know what I mean. Fast forward to the honeymoon where the couple wer...
Giant Tortoise from the Galapagos thought to have been extinct, has been there the whole f**cken time!
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I love a feel good story ever now and then, somethin' that gives me the warm and fuzzys! And someone finding this old girl has me thinkin' maybe we haven't completely f**ked our planet just yet. Conservationists ha...
Hockey puck nearly sends NHL commentator to Destination F*@#ed!
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Any bloke crazy enough to pull on a guernsey to play professional ice hockey knows he’s taking his life into his own hands. Those bastards are seriously hard core and are not here for anyone's s**t. But when you’re...
Passengers film drunk sheila having bloody meltdown after being forced to sit next to child
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Look no further than a drunken bird in Florida to provide you with today's in flight entertainment. 32-year-old Valerie Gonzalez spent the day on the turps before boarding a JetBlue flight out of Fort Lauderdale, ...
