Kezza Williams
Latest Fleshlight product is a game changer
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Welcome to the future lads. A new product from Fleshlight is setting the gold standard in self-care for your c**k, along with a rippin’ video advertisement to boot. The Ad follows the adventures of Capt. Jack Doff as ...
People are taking body piercing up a notch in 2019
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Remember when gettin’ ya nosed pierced was a big f**ken deal? Ya parents would be spewing, convinced it meant you’d end up running a prison gang in Silverwater… And ya boss at your weekend KFC job would be like, you’r...
How muff diving could be good for you
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Lets be clear here mates, when we say muff diving we are talkin' about cunnilingus (crikey, that fancy word is almost as fun to say as muff dinving). The old love tunnel if ya know what I mean. Turns out that tonguin...
Hipster offended his photo is in article about hipsters looking all the same, it isn’t him
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We all know that hipsters generally travel in packs of 2 or 3, riding their bicycles down to the local cafe, all scoffing down the same smashed avo while discussing non-conformist ideals and drinkin' a f**ken lima bea...
People are cleaning up the planet thanks to new viral hashtag #trashtag Internet challenge
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Now that we've all gotten sick of chuckin' cheese slices at babies, time for a new internet challenge mates! This one is the Trash Challenge and it's been gaining traction over on Twitter recently. It's something ya c...
Strangers keep Tinder convo going for 3 years, Tinder responds
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When two young people meet on Tinder, you don't normally think it will be for the long term. Sure there's probably some couples out there that stood the test of time, but generally speakin' ya reckon these dating apps...
Bloke leaves sheila brutal list of “tips” after first date
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Mate, you don't need to be single to know the dating world can be an absolute cesspool, full to the brim with less than desirable options. Some of the s**t that people have to go through to find a decent human being i...
Sports Illustrated release sneak peak of Paige VanZant photoshoot
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When most Ozzy's think about two chick's blewin', ya mind would naturally wander to visions of two sheila's, full of goon, pulling each other's hair and scratchin', out the front of ya local RSL at 2am... not beaut ha...
Mum from viral “disgusting” video still has people shout catchphrase at her 5 years later
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Scottish Mum of three, Lizzie Brash was the unwilling subject of a video that went bloody mental back in the day. It's been viewed over 10 million times for f**ks sake. She was unknowingly recorded in the clip by her ...
Group of women claim “self stimulation” is the key to getting through childbirth
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The Divinyls sang back in the 80’s about the fine line between pleasure and pain. Somehow I don't think they were talking about metaphors for masturbation and childbirth, but I've been wrong once or twice before. I...
Flat Earther spent $20k and accidentally proved the Earth is round
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Flat Earther Bob Knodel is committed to making sure all of us simpletons understand that we've been fooled by the concept that the Earth is a sphere. Bob is so committed in fact that he spent 20 grand buyin' a bloody ...
Jonah Hill’s brilliant response to Instagram troll
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There's always heaps of stories gettin' around about celebs involved in scandals, divorce and bloody sex tapes etc.. Most of the time I reckon it must be bloody hard being in the public eye and having your crap blaste...
Bloke captures the moment he takes shortcut through avalanche to Destination F*@#ed
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While us Ozzy's are over here sweatin' our balls off and tryin' not to die of bloody heatstroke, some poor buggers on the other side of the globe near Denver, Colorado were dancing with an icy death in the form of a m...
Wife is left gobsmacked after discovering husband in gay p*rn
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The way the Internet and social media is today, it's got me f**ked how people still think they can get away with this sorta caper. If you're making a video or takin a photo doing somethin' you shouldn't be, surely it'...
Opium addicted parrots are wreaking havoc in India’s Opium farms
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Farmers in India have been havin' issues with these cheeky parrots stealing their opium straight from their paddocks. In Oz our agriculture is a little more traditional, ya know, farmin' livestock for meat, wheat crop...
Entire burger joint staff quit together and leave brutal message for boss on window
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There would be nothing more epic than to really give ya boss a piece of ya mind when you've had enough. Imagine givin' your s**tty boss the finger, storming out, throwin' stuff as ya go, yelling "I quit!". Sadly most ...
Latest online challenge: throwing cheese at babies
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There’s always some sort of new “challenge” that sweeps the internet to keep the masses entertained. We’ve had the ice bucket challenge, the mannequin challenge and next up is the #cheesechallenge The challenge is ...
Granny drifts off to sea after attempting to snap perfect photo on throne-shaped iceberg
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Judith Streng, a Texas native holidaying in Iceland, posed for a happy snap upon a throne shaped block of ice. It's a setting and pose that Instagram influencers only dream about... Until it swiftly turned into a bloo...
Jack Black accidentally re-creates new “Distracted Boyfriend” meme
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Surely the old “distracted boyfriend meme” has reached it’s peak? I’m honestly ready for it to die a bloody slow and painful death. Everyone's is entitled to their 15mins of internet fame, but I can’t be the only who’...
Bloke sells VHS player on eBay then receives f***en tear jerking letter from 86-yr-old buyer
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Man Sold VHS Player On EBay Then Received Tear-Jerking Letter From 86-Year-Old Buyer While most of us would cast off this fossil of the tech world, young Matt decided to try his luck on eBay in the hopes of makin...
