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Uni lecturer recorded moment she caught student ‘lewd act’ during class
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The wristy. Regardless of how bloody good you reckon they are, there’s a time and a place for one, and that’s true whether or not you’re the owner-operator or whether you’ve got a friend getting in on the action. Yeah...
Quaden Bayles walks out Indigenous team for All Stars Rugby League game
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There’s no doubt in anyone’s mind that bullying’s f***en s***house. Unfortunately, sometimes the little tin lids out there aren’t able to stand up for themselves or realise that the other kids picking on ‘em are usual...
Instagram Models banned indefinitely from Major League Baseball after distracting players with their “assets”
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Alright sports fans, we got another story coming to us live from Major League Baseball in the US. My favourite kinda sports story, the one's where no one is talking about their balls as such, but more about the fans g...
These baristas serve coffee in nothing but skimpy bikinis
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If you like a double-shot with your coffee, then you might want to check out Bikini Beans Espresso in the US. Bikini Beans Espresso is the place to go. It’s got small cups, medium cups, large cups and d-cups. Nah, yea...
Pro gamer breaks up with worlds hottest weather girl…OR DOES HE?
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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, you know we’re big fans of Mexican Weather and Yanet Garcia's meteorology qualifications. So it’s no surprise that when the news broke that her boyfriend, pro-gamer Doug Faze Censor, had rele...
Canadian startup company creates the world’s first cannabis beer
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Beer is a beautiful, beautiful thing. It’s already been with us for centuries, and it’ll undoubtedly be with us for many more, but if one Canadian company has their way, it’ll have a little bit of competition from an ...
Giant Crocodile Returns Man’s Body After Being Summoned By A Witch Doctor
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Saltwater crocs are amongst the scariest reptiles on the planet. Highly territorial, these beasts treat humans like prey and deliver a bite force of 3,700 pounds per square inch (psi) or 16,460 newtons. Let’s put that...
Chilling Footage Shows Man Holding The World’s Deadliest Spider
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Arachnophobes, look away now. Some bloke in Brazil has uploaded a video of himself holding one of the world's most deadly spiders and allowing it to crawl menacingly up his arm. In an attempt to dispel the myth ...
There Is A Park Full Of Giant Penises In South Korea
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Known as a mostly conservative nation, there is one site in South Korea that throws this reputation into jeopardy! Welcome to Haesindang Park. Set amongst the beautiful rainforest and boasting superb ocean vistas, ...
Surgeons Removed This From A Man Who Had Been Constipated For Years
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Surgeons in China have performed lifesaving surgery on a 22 year old man with what must be one of the largest bowel obstructions ever. The surgeons removed 30 inches of colon in a three-hour operation. The portion of ...
Douchebag of the Century Attacks 91 Year Old Man, Bystanders Respond
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I know we’re only 17 years into this century, but I’m pretty sure we can just crown this guy now. This d!ckhead is officially the douche of the century. This waste of oxygen is walking down the street wearing wank...
Huge Australian Spider Caught Dragging A Mouse Up A Fridge
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Just when you thought you had seen the worst of Australian wildlife, a video emerges that shakes you to the core of your meat-pie eating, VB drinking soul. This isn’t just any video though. This is a motherflipping...
Man Gets Bowling Ball Sized Lipoma Removed By Dr Pimple Popper
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Dr Sandra Lee has just removed her biggest lipoma to date and it's as graphic as you would expect. Dr Sandra Lee, otherwise known as Dr Pimple Popper shot to fame on youtube but also makes appearances on the tv show T...
Here’s Why Statues Always Have Tiny D*cks
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So apparently we now how the definitive truth on why statues have tiny willies. According to the website ‘How to talk about Art History’, it’s because ginormous peens were regarded as signs of “foolishness, lust and u...
The Rock Has Teased A Possible Career Change That Has Everyone Shocked
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In an article with GQ’s Caity Weaver, Dwayne ‘the Rock’ Johnson has confirmed that running for President of the United States of America is a distinct possibility. I would have said that we’re all just about done with...
The Kloons Invent The Sex Machine For When You Just Can’t Be F*cked to F*ck
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YouTube channel The Kloons have dreamed up a product, mainly in the interests of comedy, for people who just can’t summon up the energy to get jiggy with it. Their video, called the Lazy Lover, presents a boinking ...
HBO Has Announced The Possibility Of FOUR New Game Of Thrones Spin-offs
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Game of Thrones fans can breathe a big sigh of relief today, with the news that HBO have commissioned four different writers to explore the possibility of GoT spin-off shows. These will supposedly explore different...
20kg Of Red Hot Steel Is Placed On A Frozen Lake In Finnish Experiment
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These insane Finnish motherflippers have too much time on their hands. Evidently their sauna was broken and the reindeer had already been fed, so the next logical step is what metal can I heat to oblivion and what lak...
Ja Rule’s Fyre Music Festival Promised An Ultra Luxury Experience, The Result Was A Disaster
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Just when you thought music festivals couldn’t go downhill faster, Fyre Festival just took the cake. Advertised by Instagram models and “influencers”, whatever the heck that means, Fyre Festival was set to be the luxu...
Two Guys Put A F*cken Chainsaw Motor On A Trike!
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Two dudes from Georgia Tech have upped the bar for uni hijinks and have created a chainsaw motor powered trike for cruising around campus. Although trikes are normally reserved for kids who haven’t yet learned to sh!t...
