Legend spots man beating his ex-wife in the street so knocks him out with a flying headbutt

Legend spots man beating his ex-wife in the street so knocks him out with a flying headbutt

We talk a lot about domestic violence being everyone’s problem. We know it’s not something that should be ignored, and for that reason we present you with the flying headbutt that skittled a bloke who thought it was OK to use a rolled-up newspaper to beat his wife like a bloody dog.

Prior to launch. Credit: Ensonhaber

Prior to launch. Credit: Ensonhaber

When this video opens we’re faced with something pretty confronting. A bloke is smacking a woman in the head with what appears to be a rolled up newspaper. Reports seem to suggest the woman is his ex-wife, not that it really makes any difference. This bullsh*t is f**ken brazen, and the bloke is asking to have his arse kicked. We try to give people the benefit of the doubt here at Ozzyman Reviews, but sometimes you’ve just got to call it.

Fortunately, there’s a bloody everyday hero in the midst. He sees the assault – probably because it’s happening on a city street in broad daylight – and he remembers his mutant superpower is to turn his head into a f**ken bowling ball and send c**ts sprawling like proverbial tenpins.

F**KEN CRACK!!! Credit: Ensonhaber

F**KEN CRACK!!! Credit: Ensonhaber

I’m not sure whether or not he shouts, “I’m the f**ken Juggernaut, bitch,” when he begins his run, but I really hope so. As he closes the distance, the lowlife (ex-)wife beater is completely oblivious, and once the hero launches into the air like Timmy Cahill trying to meet a corner in the opposition box, you know the connection is going to be sweet.

Touchdown! Credit: Ensonhaber

Touchdown! Credit: Ensonhaber

F**KEN BANG! He lined that up to perfection. Old mate’s got stars circling around his head and he’s gonna need some bloody nurofen to deal with the repercussions. He hits the floor and the hero lands on him. You can watch the rest of the video to see the crowd that gathers and the cops come and arrest the bloke who truly had it coming, but how about that headbutt?

The aftermath. Credit: Ensonhaber

The aftermath. Credit: Ensonhaber

Final thought: That was bloody glorious. That was f**ken bullseye. That was a f**ken cannonball. That was a f**ken heat-seeking missile of a headbutt. We talk about the fact it’s OK to punch a Nazi. I posit that it’s just as OK – if not more so – to flying headbutt any bloke who beats women! Well-played! Well-deserved! Well-struck!

H/T: Daily Mail.