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Bizarre series of events sees a cat KO a pensioner then fight sock wearing dog

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If you’ve kept abreast of what we do here at Ozzy Man Reviews, the news that cats are c**ts won’t be new to you. Yeah, nah, that s**t’s old knowledge. Don’t get us wrong, it doesn’t mean they’re not loveable buggers; ...

Ryan Reynolds’ new movie is his highest-ever rated on Rotten Tomatoes

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It’s pretty bloody hard not to love Ryan Reynolds. Yeah, nah, he’s a bona fide legend who’s made a name for himself as a top bloke on and off the screen. Of course, it doesn’t hurt that his movies are usually pretty b...

Elon Musk follows woman on Twitter, she thanks him, then he unfollows

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Elon Musk. As you know, he’s a bloody billionaire. He’s also a bit of a cult figure. Yeah, nah, between his plans to get into space, his plans to royally f**k the night-time sky for everyone, and his renowned Twitter ...

There’s a sub on Reddit called “Cringetopia” and it delivers gems like these

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Seeing as you’re already on the internet, we’re just going to assume you’ve seen things that could make a grown adult cringe. Yeah, nah, it’s all part and parcel of the gig. Sometimes, though, you just can’t help but ...

Brendan Fraser gets emotional when he discovers the Internet is rooting for him

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Brendan bloody Fraser was a pretty f**ken big deal back in the day. For a while there, the big bloody legend was everywhere, and movies like The Mummy were hot f**ken s**t. Yeah, nah, he was on top of the world, and t...

Foo Fighters are back to troll the Westboro Baptist Church Again

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If you’re familiar with the Foo Fighters or the Westboro Baptist Church, you’ll know that the band and the infamous church are frequently coming to metaphorical blows. If you haven’t come across their clashes before, ...

South Korean YouTuber randomly decides to visit real gang members in Stockton, California

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It’s no secret that the world’s full of stereotypes. Of course, you don’t need us to tell you that. Just consider for a second what comes to mind if you think about visiting a real gang in the Californian city of Stoc...

The “Weird Online Reviews” Twitter account is bloody brilliant

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We’re often singing the internet’s praises, but if you’re a regular here, you’ll know that. Still, we just can’t help ourselves. Whenever we think we’ve just about covered it, some other f**ker comes along and shows u...

Young cashier’s act blows away shoppers

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Yeah, look, before you get started, this story’s a couple of days old. We’ve a reason for not caring, though. Yeah, nah, sometimes we look at a story and go, ‘yeah, nah, too old already’ but this time, we’ve gotta f**...

A series of bloody gold screenshots that never get old

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It’s no secret that the internet is pretty much everyone’s favourite thing. Yeah, nah, it’s high-time we admitted that there’s no shame in that. As well as making the world better in a tonne of seriously awesome ways,...

Bloke’s winning pool shot is bewildering the internet

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If your mates are anything like ours, they all think they’re f**ken pool sharks. Deadset, we don’t know what it is, but you give a bloke a couple of pints, and he’s suddenly the world’s greatest pool player – even if ...

Some of the best gold-medal memes doing the rounds this Olympics

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Lately, we’ve been coming back to memes an awful lot. We don’t know why. We’ve tried to analyse it in the past, but the real secret is that they’re just great. With that said, let’s check out some of the best ones doi...

Woman photographs strangers to reveal how some look at overweight people

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We’re just going to start by saying that we need to be really careful in the way we talk about this big issue. Yeah, nah, depending on where you stand, opinions about obesity, healthy bodies, and mental health can be ...

Hilarious Twitter thread reveals what Olympics would be like with amateurs

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The f**ken Olympics is pretty much the pinnacle of modern sport. Deadset, for about a month, we all pretend we give a s**t about every obscure bloody sport on the planet as we enjoy watching superhuman athletes domina...

Shocked plane passenger films “shape-shifting” UFO hovering 30,000ft in the air

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You hear about ‘em when you’re talking to crackheads, you see ‘em when you’re watching the Simpsons, and you bloody love ‘em when they’re turning up in South Park. We’re talking, of course, about UFOs. Yeah, nah, unid...

Sheila finds “proof” that birds are battery-powered drones

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As you know all too well, the world takes all bloody types, and as long as you’re not hurting anyone, we’re happy to go along with that here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Don’t get us wrong, we might still think you’re a silly...

GoT fans desperately try to decipher blurry page from ‘The Winds of Winter’

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As you know, the world of Game of Thrones (and we’re not talking about Westeros here) is divided into two kinds of people: book wankers and television show wankers. Of course, neither is having a great deal of fun at ...

New Bigfoot sighting leaves experts baffled!

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F**ken Bigfoot! Deadset, it seems like it’s been ages since we’ve seen a good (or at least entertaining) claim about Bigfoot, but fresh footage out of Michigan in the United States reportedly shows old mate going abou...

People have been figuring out how to have sex on the Tokyo Olympics’ anti-sex beds

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If you’ve been around over the last few days, you probably saw that link we posted about the anti-sex beds the Tokyo Olympics is trying to fob off on the athletes over there. Of course, sex is the main reason for inno...

Bloke roasted for ridiculous Tinder profile

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If you’ve been on the internet for a while, you’ve probably seen some pretty f**ken memeable Tinder profiles in your lifetime. Yeah, nah, while we’re not here to s**t on Tinder and the people who use it, we are going ...