Chuck Steinway

Chuck, not his real name, is a Brisbane writer and teacher. He writes radio commercials, feature articles, short stories and longer-form fiction. Right now, he is waiting for someone to publish his manuscript. As it's Movember, his moustache is in need of your support! Please donate to his #Movember efforts and help him change the face of men’s health at https://mobro.co/13695067

Huge Wild Boar Caught Rummaging Through a Bin

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We all know that wild boars can get pretty bloody big, but new footage from Hong Kong has revealed just how gargantuan they can get. The video footage, which you can view down below, was filmed outside a school in Hon...

Going To The Gym Is a Sign of Being Gay, Says This Malaysian Newspaper

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In a timely reminder that not everywhere around the world is as sophisticated as us here in Ozzyland, a Malaysian newspaper has published a gay-spotter’s checklist that’ll help gay dudes work out who is and who isn’t ...

Huge English Supermarket Faces Backlash Over ‘Sexist’ Trolley Instructions

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The latest storm in the teacup that is social media concerns everyone’s favourite subject, gender neutrality. You know, that awesome topic that always ends with a common sense discussion… Tesco is basically one...

Lions Maul Poacher Hunting Them, Then Leave Ironic ‘Trophy’ Behind

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Instead of the usual animal v animal throwdown here on Ozzyman.com, we’re bringing you something way more hardcore today. A story way more extreme, something featuring a pride of deadly lions and one karmic-retribu...

Giant Anaconda Ambushes Crocodile Underwater and Swallows It Whole

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The anaconda, one of the most feared non-venomous snakes in the world, is renowned as the star of a seminal Ice Cube movie and a dodgy pop song, but its status as the biggest, heaviest man-eating snake in the world is...

New Research Shows McDonald’s Fries May Actually Help Cure Baldness

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In today’s bullsh** viral news, it turns out that McDonald's chips can now help cure baldness thanks to a magical chemical added to their food. Yep, you read that right. Maccas chips could help cure baldness. It’s ...

These Are Some Of The Most F*cked Up Pictures You’ll See On The Internet

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We all know the internet is a dodgy, dodgy place. It’s full of bad advice, fake news, swearing, smut and scams. But even with all of that to scare you off, there’s nothing quite as bad as a disturbing photo of a gross...

Driver Traps Fuming Motorcyclist Inside Double-Decker Bus After Road Rage Incident

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Those of you who’ve ridden motorcycles know there’s nothing worse than a bloody idiot who pulls out in front of you even though they’ve clearly seen you – particularly if they’ve done it in the wet.  You probably a...

This Coffee Shop Owner Has Found A Genius Way To Punish Rude Customers

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To sound like an old man, if there’s one thing that’s really missing from today’s fast-paced world, it’s good manners. It just seems that it’s almost rare to hear someone use ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ these days.  I...

Scientists Have Proof Of These Aussie Birds Deliberately Starting Bush Fires

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Scientists have suspected for quite a while that birds are fairly clever little b*****ds. However recent reports suggesting that Ozzyland’s native birds of prey have harnessed fire as a tool to flush out their din ...

50 Cent Has Revealed He Made Millions From Bitcoin Entirely By Accident

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Bitcoin, the much talked about crypto-currency, is still something of a mystery to many people – me included. But no matter how big a mystery you – or I – think it is, you can’t compete with hip-hop superstar, 50 Cent...

Nintendo Has Announced Release Date Details for Mario Kart On Smartphones

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From its earliest incarnation in 1992 till now, Mario Kart has always been a massive favourite with fans of Nintendo and the wider gaming community alike.  Now, with news that the stalwart racer is coming to Mobile...

Hundreds of Polar Bears Meet Up And Feast On Dead Whale

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Polar Bears, the biggest hungriest b*****ds outside of Santa Claus to call the world’s frostiest, northern-most environs home, are usually solitary animals content to ignore their mates and find their own food. Bu...

Kangaroo Sends Cyclist To Destination F***ed!

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What’s that, Mr Cyclist?  You want to ride in the middle of the road?  Well, how about a farken projectile kangaroo to the face, ya dickhead! Bang!  This cyclist gets absolutely bloody walloped by this kangaroo!  O...

Perth Stadium’s First Streaker Set’s Up Go-Fund-Me Page To Pay His Fine

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When cheeky Ozzy larrikin Ben Jenkins entered Perth’s newest stadium, he did it with one thing on his mind: being the first streaker to grace (or shock) the Optus Stadium grass in his birthday suit! It’s probably f...

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